ABOUT KIM

WHO IS

KIM RASMUSSEN?

I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I'm a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

Here is

GREG'S STORY

KIM'S STORY

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2008

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

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2016

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2021

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

Here is

KIM'S STORY

GREG'S STORY

2008

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? Did I mention we have comfy chairs?

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2015

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Saving the world with meals on wheels. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Did I mention we have comfy chairs? It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

2023

You hit me with a cricket bat. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

I BELIEVE

THE TARDIS WILL SET YOU FREE!

REASON #1 THAT THE TARDIS IS AWESOME

REASON #2 THAT THE TARDIS IS AWESOME

REASON #3 THAT THE TARDIS IS AWESOME

REASON #4 THAT THE TARDIS IS AWESOME

SERIOUSLY...

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.