Saving the world with meals on wheels. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everyone's aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I'm introducing myself.

Did I mention we have comfy chairs?
Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff.